The Zombie Guy

This is my Zombie Killing shirt. Gaze upon it with awe and wonder. You know you want it.

Just shoutin out a happy halloween to all my undead peeps. Go out, have fun, blend in. If you are in Seattle, you should be attending the ZomBcon, the greatest con ever. If you missed out Oct 30, you missed the wedding of the undead, but there’s still a ton more awesome stuff to go see. And if you aren’t in the Seattle area, what the hell? Get your arse over there and join in!

Also, do NOT forget to check out “The Walking Dead” tonight on AMC.

Well, since I was posting disney zombie stuff, I thought I’d also share this. It seems that jeftoon01 (Jeffrey Thomas) at deviantart has created a series of zombie works from Disney and other assorted media. If you like to see your favorite Disney characters undead and insane, stroll on over there and browse through the gallery.

Be especially sure to check out the Zombie Alice and Zombie Ariel pics. They are among my favorites.

The zombie guy was down for a bit, but I made it back after a domain renewal and transfer. Apparently the site went zombie. Back from the dead! YAY! Gonna try to post some fun stuff again. Also need a new skin. Something with blood and zombies. Awesome.

Happy Zombie Birthday! This cake was so awesome, I had to share it. For my next birthday, I want this cake made from chocolate with bloody raspberry blood and REAL meat cleaver included. And just for fun, it can be jelly filled because that’d be sweeeeet.

There’s a word I have not come across. Zombietopia: The perfect Zombie Apocalypse scenario where everything goes just your way, except of course for the fact that the living dead are rampaging across the earth feasting on human flesh. Sharon Astyk over on scienceblogs.com posted her own set of rules for her zombietopia. If you haven’t seen this you should definitely head on over there for a glance. It’s very well thought out and very amusing.

I particularly liked this one.

6. I would like to discover a secret talent for ninja fighting that I never knew I had. And scrabble.

I think my perfect zombietopia may include that item as well. Later on I shall endeavor to post my own zombietopia.

So you’ve been raided by a zombie horde, and your house is in shambles. Your insurance says “Forget you buddy, we don’t do zombie damage”. What do you do? Well my friend you should’ve checked out www.myzombieinsurance.com.

My Zombie Insurance deals primarily with the aftermath of those pesky zombie invasions. It extends to your current insurance so you never have to worry about zombie related damages again. And with rate plans starting as low as $9.99 how can you say no? The Zombie Insurance kit includes an insurance ID, proof of insurance certificate, and decals that you can paste on your windows to ward off potential zombie attacks.

The Zombie Guy says you should always be prepared (really, I do). And part of being prepared is planning for the aftermath. Don’t wait for the zombie invasion, get your insurance NOW!

Hope everyone out there in Zombieland had a good new year. Happy new year.

Merry Christmas from the Zombie guy and Zombie Claws to all you zombiephiles out there. Hope it’s a good one! *Swiped from Dholl*

Sad news in Zombieland today. Writer director Dan O’Bannon has passed away at the age of 63 from Crohns disease. Although Dans work included such masterpieces as Alien, Heavy Metal (The segment titled Soft Landing), and Lifeforce (an excellent zombie like movie in its own right), he will be most remembered by the Zombie guy for his work on Return of the Living Dead. That movie twisted my fragile young mind into the zombie loving shape it is now.

It’s a sad day when the world loses such a fantastic writer. He will be missed.