The Zombie Guy

So, I got a cool little Christmas present and I thought I’d share. It’s a book called “Ten Little zombies: A love story”. It tells the tale about a couple trying to escape the Zombie Apocalypse and their love for each other. It’s touching, hilarious, frightening, and downright awesome. I read it all in one go and I think you should read it too. In fact, you show follow this link and go buy the book right this second. DO IT NOW!

You know you wanna…

I’ve always wanted to write a children’s zombie book, but I’m not a writer so my plan was foiled early on. But now, why write it when I can just read it? Apparently this is the first book in the Zombie Research Society Book Club and will be available May 1, 2011.  Teach em the signs of infection at an early age. You can never be too prepared.

*scratches head* I wonder if there’s a badge for that?

So it’s coming to be that time of year again. When that jolly fat old Zombie Clause pulls out his rickety old sleigh and his eight zombie reindeer and starts flying around the world devouring small children and adults alike. But what will you be doing in preperation for this great feast?

Why you’ll be singing zombie Christmas carols of course. But where do I get these zombie Christmas carols you ask? Well, look no further friend. “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies: A Book of Zombie Christmas Carols” will help you with any caroling occasion.

With classics such as “I saw mommy chewing Santa Clause”, “Zombie the snowman”, and “Silver Brains” you and your Zombie kin will fill the house with holiday cheer. As well, don’t forget the newer contemporary songs such as “Granda got turned into a zombie”, and “Snacking around the Christmas tree”.

Don’t wait folks, click on the image to the left to order your very own book of Zombie Christmas carols.  Zombies need holiday cheer just as much as the living, and this wonderful book of Christmas carols will bring you and your zombie family closer together.

Rudolph the Zombie reindeer,

caught the virus through his nose,

and if you ever saw him,

you would say he’s really gross…